May 2013
themightynarwhal:
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
Boyfriend: I'm gonna jump your bones.
Me: I'm gonna... Touch your.. Uh.. Nipples. *cat noise*
