themightynarwhal: sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean looks like something a nightmare pooped out
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol
Boyfriend: I'm gonna jump your bones.
Me: I'm gonna... Touch your.. Uh.. Nipples. *cat noise*